So where are the teachers?
They're pretty few and far between.
Of course, the ones we have gotten did teach us valuable lessons such as male professors sleeping with female students is tragic, while female teachers sleeping with (underage) male students is wacky.
Not to mention that a suicide attempt is a great way to get your crush to notice you, men who teach can't be sexy unless they're also secretly military commandos, and what a teacher has to do to get fired in a soap town (versus a real one).
It's back to school time across America! Are you ready to get educated?
Then check out Entertainment Weekly's post on soap-opera teachers at: http://community.ew.com/2015/08/25/teachers-on-soap-operas/